As per your request gof22, here is my first Anko vore fic.  Enjoy!
I do not own Naruto.
________________
                                                   Anko’s Advice

Hyuuga Hinata stood behind a large oak tree and gazed at the sight seventy-five yards away.  Uzumaki Naruto and Haruno Sakura sat under a lone tree at the top of a hill together.  A few months ago, they had announced their engagement.  This news had devastated the Hyuuga princess, as she never told Naruto how she really felt about him.

Suddenly, Sakura turned to Naruto and began to speak.  Using her Byakugan to zoom in on the two lovers and read Sakura’s lips, she observed that Naruto was leaving to get some sushi for his cherry- haired sweetheart.  “So cute it kinda  makes you sick, isn’t it?” came a voice from behind.

Startled, Hinata spun around to see the woman she was too busy spying on Naruto and Sakura to notice.  It was none other than Mitarashi Anko.  The snake kunoichi continued, “Come on Hinata, don’t tell me you actually enjoy seeing those two together?”

“OH!  Well…I…um…Of Course!  Why shouldn’t I be happy that they found each other?”  the pearl-eyed princess replied nervously.

“Oh, gee, I don’t know.  Maybe because you’re madly in love with him!!!”  Anko’s declaration took Hinata by surprise.  “Please, honey, did you think no one would notice?  Naruto himself was the only person in your whole class who didn’t have a clue.”

Hinata simply bowed her head too ashamed to talk.  “Now, now,” Anko went on, “don’t be too upset.  I might know a way you can steal Naruto for yourself.  Interested?”

“N-n-n-no!  I could never do that to Sa-,” Hinata started.

“DAMMIT!  DO WANT THAT BLONDE IDIOT TO FALL IN LOVE IN LOVE WITH YOU OR NOT!?!?” bellow Anko.

“Y-ye-y-y-yes!”  Hinata replied meekly.

“Good! Now shut up and listen!”

At first Anko’s idea seemed ridiculous!  Actually eating another person whole?  But when Anko demonstrated on a passing rabbit, Hinata was convinced.  Still, she wasn’t too sure that devouring Sakura was such a good idea.  What if something happened to her?

“Look, Hinata,” said Anko, “you don’t have to digest her unless you want to.  You can eat her, hide her somewhere, and try to get Naruto to fall for you until someone finds her!”

“Well, I guess I can at least try…” Hinata pondered. “By the way, where did you learn this jutsu?”

“Huh?  Oh, I uh, ‘accidentally’ stumbled across it when I was in the scroll storage room at the Hokage’s tower when it fell to ground and rolled open.”  Anko answered.

Hinata gave her a skeptical look, but before she could say anything else, Kurenai appeared!  

“I’ve been looking for you Anko,” was all she said.

“Oh!  Hi, Kurenai!  Hinata and I were just…”

“I’ve been here long enough to know EXACTLY what you two were doing!” Kurenai stated bluntly.  Suddenly, Kurenai leapt at Anko, her mouth gaping inhumanly wide.  With a mighty chomp, Kurenai had engulfed half of the snake woman’s body!  Leaning her head back and grasping Anko’s waist, Kurenai devoured the rest of her with three large gulps.

But it was all an illusion…

Anko lay passed out at Hinata’s feet.  “What did you do to her?” the heiress asked.

“I put her in a genjutsu.  She thinks I’m eating her right now.  More importantly, let’s discuss what you were about to do.”  Kurenai knelt down and placed a hand on Hinata’s shoulder and continued, “Hinata, high-level jutsu shouldn’t be used on such trivial causes.  And besides, has Sakura ever done anything wrong to you?”
Hinata honestly couldn’t say “yes.”  Sakura had always been a good friend.

“I didn’t think so.  Now I think that the best thing to do is to…HELP ME!!!”  Kurenai yelled these last two words because Anko had awakened and had begun to swallow the red-eyed woman feet first!  Before too long, Anko had slurped the genjutsu master’s body down like ramen noodle.  

Anko then sat cross-legged while clutching her massive gut and belched up Kurenai’s headband.  “Mmm…yummy!  Okay!  We lost a little time, but now Sakura’s asleep and this is the perfect opportunity to *BUURRRRP* eat Sakura!  Go for it!”

“But, Kurenai-sensei said…” Hinata began.

“Do you want to join Kurenai in here?” asked Anko, pointing to her stomach.  

Hinata’s only response was to quickly dash towards the snoozing kunoichi.  Once she was standing over Sakura, she channeled most of her body’s chakra towards the muscles in her mouth, throat, and stomach.  Once she had charged up enough chakra, she opened much wider than she ever had before.  She was about to consume her slumbering meal, when suddenly…

“Hey, Sakura, I’m back!!  You wouldn’t believe the line…WHAT THE…?”  Naruto had returned with his arms loaded down with sushi, only to find one of his closest friends about to devour his fiancé!  With little time to spare, he did the only thing he could think of – he leapt forward and pushed his love out of the way, only to have Hinata swallow him in one gulp!

“Oooh…my *URR-UUURRRP* belly hurts!” moaned Hinata as she dropped to her knees.  Awakened by Naruto’s “heroic” actions, Sakura stood up, startled.  One look at Hinata’s bulbous, squirming belly, and she knew exactly what had happened.  Without saying word, she marched right over to Hinata, dragged to her feet by the roots of her hair, gave her a hard chakra-filled punch to the stomach.  Naruto came flying out of Hinata’s mouth and came to rest at the top of the tree (“I’m okay!”).

“Hinata!!!!”  Sakura growled.  Before Hinata could make any explaination, Sakura had removed her thick jacket and engulfed her entire head!  After shoving the pearl-eyed princess’s wide chest down her throat, Sakura slowly gulped down her midsection.  Finally, she dispatched Hinata’s legs with long slurp.

“Sakura, please, I’m sorry!  Let me out!” came Hinata’s desperate cries.

“*BEEELLCH* Mmm…Maybe later.  And you have to stop chasing my Naruto-kun!”

“Chasing me?” asked Naruto, dropping down from the tree, “What are talking about, Sakura-chan?”

“You don’t have a brain, do you?” replied the plump and exasperated ninja woman.  “Oh, forget it.  Let’s have at that sushi!”

‘How can she still be hungry?’ thought Naruto with a bewildered look on his face.  

Back at the tree, Anko had witnessed the entire thing.  “Oh, well,” she said. “Can’t say I didn’t *urrrrp* try!”

“Anko, are you going to let me out anytime soon?” asked Kurenai.

“*YAWN* Maybe after a nap…” said Anko drowsily as she started to lay down.

“ANKO!!!!”
________________
END